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22.01.2010 Events No Comments

Campus Wars!!!!!

So I don’t know if any of you were at Campus Wars last Friday… but I was. I was the girl standing next to people on the stage that were competing in those AMAZING bar games. For the record, Banana Rama was MY idea, but adding the task of putting the condoms on the banana with your mouth belongs to Jordan Wanner.

When I was approached with the task of thinking up bar game ideas, and our amazing minds here at The Roadhouse came together, I started getting terrified that these games were crazy. Plus, if I was put in a position to do them, I wouldn’t…  ALAS, Mount Royal University proved me wrong.

These students DEFINITELY deserve “University” status. I was in amazement at their mad frozen t-shirt, slushy chuggin’ and safe-sex expertise – except for the girl who peeled the banana before trying to put the condom on it. I don’t know who you’ve been sleeping with, but you’re doin’ it wrong.

Now in the spirit of competition I’m just going to go out there and say that after seeing what Mount Royal can do, I’m not sure if U of C and SAIT are going to be able to man up?! All I know is I’m beyond excited to watch these competitions go down again this Friday as U of C takes over our bar, and again on the 29^th when the Trojans run the show (judging by their name, there will be no banana peeling going on).

Everyone get into the spirit of things and show your campus pride because the Bar Games are continuing and you don’t want to be the school that comes in 3rd place… how embarrassing!

Academics and Athletics are important, but let’s admit it, the school that can claim the title as the Best Roadhouse Partiers is way cooler than a national banner or a good grade. The only thing that matters here is if you can get an A+ in BOOZING. J

Grab your school I.D., grab your friends, grab some liquid courage, and come down to the Roady this Friday cause NO ONE PARTIES LIKE US!

Yours in everything ridiculous,

Melissa